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Thanks for spoiling the book

I'm super late, but I respect the hell out of Quinton for not apologizing for shit he didn't actually do. The ex-editor was the one in the wrong here, and I hope she's learned to back the hell off.

Do the Drake and Josh video. I want to see a goddamn LIST of Megan's fkin crimes. Good god she was such a shitlord

re: 36:35 - you should review every episode of Jessie but in limerick form.

question: is the Quinton Reviews All Grown Up Halloween Special channel canon to the QCU?

Me in fourth grade: Few, that was close.

my aunt is a speech therapist and both her kids have speech impediments

The funniest part of this for me is opening with an actual SST deep cut. Honestly did a double take there.

if you don't want to make the Drake & Josh video when you do hit 1m you can just, like, not make the video. from what I've observed videos that seem like the creator didn't want to make them perform worse overall; if it was a chore to make it'll be a chore to watch.

Coming back later: 27:35

in regards to the drake and Josh retrospect, you could always just write it around josh peck instead because I don't see many people talk about him

I miss your personality (probably one of your first few ten thousand viewers here) and it doesn't feel like it shows as much through the more polished long form stuff you've been doing lately so stuff like this is appreciated

I still have no idea what Homestuck is I only heard about it 2 years ago. And that was because somebody was posting how about somebody in the fandom ruining a bathtub with a sharpie and alcohol

I truly hope that you make those other nickelodeon videos! I listen to those videos while in bed over the course of the week. They are so informative and interesting while also relaxing and make me quite a bit nostalgic. Love all those random facts and the intermissions.

make sure youre using the unofficial downloaded player to read homestuck instead of the official website! important stuff is broken on the website. looking forward to the homestuck video :) i would probably sub to your patreon if you released like 5 mins of content about it a year on there. or like written portions

you should do a jerma style debt wager. ask the audience to take you up on a bet and if you win you get to change one of your previously promised topics

Maybe hitler was gay. He was like one of those bullies in the movies beat up gay people becuz he hated his gayness. But instead of beating them up, he commited genocide. Its just a theory a gay theory.

This guy looks like mold Mario

Oh my god. I remember one kid's dog DIED the morning we read that part. He sobbed in the reading corner for hours. Hope youre doing better, dude, wherever you are 😅

i think post the last icarly video a lot of my excitement for like. seeing a retrospective about more icarly/nickelodeon sitcom content has diminished. i would be happy if the dan schneider video was the last i saw of that kind of content unless there was a compelling angle on it. i'm glad that the animorphs and homestuck videos are gonna happen! take your time man!

I have to be honest Quinton- I really want the iCarly reboot video! I’ve been waiting for it since the series started!

Hey bro you shouldn't say naughty words

Im trying to start a competition “but I feel privileged” to have ridden this ride 3 times and I've never been broken down on Rise Of The Resistance And even if I left out ( cause I've never been broken down on this ride ) at least I know what it looks like to be broken down on this ride But the time before, when I rode this ride, was ( right now ) the only time I've seen the Kylo Ren Anemontronic (at the end ) working Edit: i haven't been to Disneyland in 9 years

popchips are pretty good but they're just as expensive as other snacks I would rather be eating so I almost never buy them

that definitely says chris pratt. that's such a crazy thing to get out of nowhere

You never told us you were a giant. You remind me of my brother....when he had hair. I really wish he didn't feel like he has to wear a hat. Hair isn't everything, but I can understand if he feels insecure about it. I have lots of insecurities, myself. And I feel like a hypocrite, every time I tell him, that he looks fine, and doesn't really need a hat. Because I wear makeup, to hide my imperfections. Oh well. I know how important hair is, to most people, so I'll end by saying, "May your hair live long."

The Bee Movie video is a masterpiece and will forever be my favourite video.

I was in speech therapy too! But I never had to miss any of the good stuff. I think…

Now talk much good!

"Aliens dont like white people." Is a take that has stayed with me for years.

I was reading that book in 4th grade but this one kid straight up SAID THE SPOILER without trying to hide it (I mean kids don’t think about that type of stuff, but I think he was genuinely trying to destroy the reading experience for me cause he was a smug ass). So I quit reading the book. Genuinely never finished the story.

Similar experience when I was in speech therapy. We had a colonial fair coming up and I missed the part where we chose our “professions”, so I got stuck being a “calculator”, which was the 1600s version of a bank teller

Damn

This is honestly the first video I've ever seen where someone basically says "hey guys sorry my voice sounds weird" and they don't sound exactly the same as normal.

“Perfect youthful experience”

Omg I also missed that specific part of the book- I can’t remember though if it’s bc I was at an appointment or fell asleep 😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor dude!!!!

I couldn't say my S's so i had speech therapy too

Reading aloud really was so good. The series my mom read us was Little Britches. In the first one the main character (a boy in the old west) dad dies, and there’s an echo of ‘so long partner’ several times. My mom got so sad from it that she lost her voice for a few minutes. I’ll never understand how voiceover audio actors manage to get through beautiful writing so smoothly.

I had the exact opposite experience I had an IEP because I have expressive receptive language disorder so I would be taken out of my usual class to be read to. We, as an entire grade, were reading "Out Of My Mind" and one day the teacher decided to read ahead because we were behaving, but it was the chapter where the little sister gets hit by a car and so everyone thought she died. We all left class distraught and headed to lunch, in which one kid decided to talk about it to his friends and they asked me about it and I didn't want to lie so I confirmed and then it spread around the entire grade and I was the one punished

"What the fuck do you mean she died!?" is a universal experience with that book, I think

I stole one your garfield plushies.

I expected Swindle to be the book in question.

I had the same deal in elementary school! They would take me out of class and I would be with two other kids and they would read books and have us say stuff. I don’t remember it a ton, but it seemed fine. On the other hand, when they later put me in the smart kid special classes, I hated those.

At first, I thought you were gonna reveal that it was September 11, 2001.

Congrats, you missed the worst part of the worst book that they inflict on children. I wish I had been so lucky.

A win is a win

The fact that as soon as you said “The class was somber” I knew exactly which book you were about to namedrop 😂😭

"I'd like a bag of chips" British intern at Pop Chips: "This lad wants a crisp pack" American at Pop Chips: "Uh. Sure. Hey, can you sign this poster?" Chris Pratt: "sure, after I stomp these.... KOOPAS"

Perú (kinda) mentioned with that bootleg Garfield!!!